What is the quote? “You smoke too much, drink too much and have questionable morals–you’re everything I ever wanted in a friend”. Yeah, I’m that friend. The one with bad(but superfun) ideas that can always find a partner in crime.

My bad habits include but are not limited to:

Drinking

Smoking

Swearing like an intellectual

Speaking without a filter

Being a stubborn mule

Not putting things away immediately

Letting laundry pile up

Choosing self care above all else

I would like to say that a few of these aren’t ‘bad’, but are discouraged by the masses. That being the case, I’ll add “unwillingness to apologize for being me”.