Not a REAL fire, duh. Although in my defense, it's not entirely out of the question that something like that would literally happen to me, but not today boys and girls, not today. In the last few weekends I turned into a kitchen witch and made several batches of lots of goodies like my Hemp … Continue reading And then a fire was lit under my tushie….
A few years ago I quit wearing high heels. In the time since, I've let go of all but one pair for formal events. It was one of the best decisions I've made and it happened because I'm a clumsy bitch who broke the same pinky toes THREE times in one summer. Now technically speaking … Continue reading Dress Code.
I often leave my family for a few days every couple months and go to my favorite campground. I don't feel bad about it, nor do I feel that it makes me a lousy mother, or any of the other judgmental shit that has been slung my way. I am giving my children something that … Continue reading Zen and WTF?
That's different from on the edge, because I am not on the edge, I'm on the brink. The brink of what, I don't know--but it's there. I'm a skater who just went up in the air, and let's see if I nail the landing. I have few doubts, as I AM a closer, I just … Continue reading On the brink…
The last few years in this country have been nothing if not tumultuous. I don't say that to be dramatic, but I work in the news industry, and my "quiet" little job in operations has become a minefield of child sex abuse, gang rapes, public be-headings, and, of course, the current administration. I have always … Continue reading I am a Lady and You are a Dick.
Show your team spirit with these customized Flamingos. They are hand painted, coated with many layers of lacquer to withstand the elements and have a laminated logo. I can do any team, NBA, NFL, MLB, or even your local high school(you will need to send pictures for bird). Click here to go to my Etsy … Continue reading Everyone loves Flamingos!
The sleepy balm has hit my Etsy store!!! This is an amazing sleep aid--it won't put you to sleep, but it improves the quality of your sleep. I love waking up feeling REALLY rested, you will too!!! Check it out!!