Three personality traits I’m proud of.

The first is that I’m weird.  That was what everyone has called me for as long as I can remember, and I think it’s fucking fabulous.  Being weird means I can do what I want and at this point in my life I truly give zero fucks what anyone thinks.  Going to the store in my jammies with no makeup and blue hair?  HELL YES! Wearing something that I found that doesn’t exist anywhere else—-balls to the wall!

The second is I’m hilarious.  I’m not quite as funny as my middle sister, but when I’m on a roll, I’m golden!

The third….I love my people with a ferocity that is unmatched in the human population.  You can call me names all day long, but if you call my BFF a heifer then I will fuck you up.  Metaphorically, of course.