Three personality traits I’m proud of.
The first is that I’m weird. That was what everyone has called me for as long as I can remember, and I think it’s fucking fabulous. Being weird means I can do what I want and at this point in my life I truly give zero fucks what anyone thinks. Going to the store in my jammies with no makeup and blue hair? HELL YES! Wearing something that I found that doesn’t exist anywhere else—-balls to the wall!
The second is I’m hilarious. I’m not quite as funny as my middle sister, but when I’m on a roll, I’m golden!
The third….I love my people with a ferocity that is unmatched in the human population. You can call me names all day long, but if you call my BFF a heifer then I will fuck you up. Metaphorically, of course.